I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize
