Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I will die if light touches me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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