do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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