Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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