508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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