I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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