i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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