who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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