I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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