do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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