are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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