allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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