We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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