: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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