she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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