You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
