I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You were trust falling into bushes
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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