these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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