You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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