She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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