You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
