you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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