My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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