Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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