How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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