How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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