Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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