she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Quick, to the slutcave!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Let's get the cat blown out
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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