Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and she was petting her beer can
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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