it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
