all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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