My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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