OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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