He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize