Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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