they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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