he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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