How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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