you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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