After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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