were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There's always time for handjobs
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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