is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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