This girl is more easily done than said...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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