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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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