what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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