Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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