I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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