weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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