So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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