Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
