i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
not ubering you a puppy
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