i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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