3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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